Have you felt like the town mule lately? Does the phrase "the early bird gets the worm" make you want to punch a kitten in the baby-maker? If so, then it's time for you to take a look at these 9 signs that you're in desperate need of a vacation.
#1 It's only Monday and you're already counting down the days to the weekend.
#2 You managed to be at work for three hours before you looked down and realized you were wearing two different shoes.
#3 You got a new boss at work three months ago and he still has absolutely no idea who you are or what you do. Since you're practically invisible anyway, why don't you make like a ghost and hit the boo-each... I'm so sorry.
#4 Death by anal electrocution sounds better than waking up one more day to go to work. Know where they don't have alarm clocks? That's right, in vacation land!
#5 Everyone but you drives like an asshole and has no clue what a turn signal is. I'm talking to you, Lexus drivers. What, don't they come standard in your stupid fancy Toyota?!
#6 You get home from a hard day at work and your cat greets you with a nice set of claws to the sack. Ok, maybe you just need a new cat. But you know where there are plenty of precious little kitties waiting to be snatched up? ANYWHERE ELSE!!!
#7 Sunday nights are the absolute bane of your existence. You can't even enjoy the second half of your weekend because you know what's coming. MONDAY.
#8 Lunch is the highlight of your day. Drowning your tears in an 8-pound Qdoba burrito is never going to solve your problems. Nor will that gigantic Mountain Dew, so put it down, fat boy!
#9 Your friends are all getting married and having babies. There's nothing more motivating to me to take a trip to some far-off exotic place than when I visit friends that have kids. Just seeing them stuck at home, cleaning up puke and poopy diapers makes me want to catch a flight to the farthest destination I can find. Let them live through your awesome Facebook photos, it's all they have left!
Special thanks to Joel & Cora of Married Explorers Travel Blog. Check their awesome site out here!
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